I have a confession. It may be a bit embarrassing but I cannot hide it anymore. I have a crush on you. It is serious and all encompassing. I love everything about you, your cooking show and your kitchen. From vegetable quiche to french onion soup, you can do no wrong in my eyes. Your attention to detail always puts me over the edge. Your nails are always perfectly manicured in a lovely shade of pink and fresh, seasonal flowers adorn your kitchen table. It must be good to be you.
Maybe we can be friends...you know, like best girlfriends???? You can get back to me on that when you have time.
Even through all my love and adoration, I have a few, small recommendations for you...
1. You should get a new BMW...yours is a little outdated and I am sure that you make enough money to upgrade.
2. You should get a sassy new hair style. Something a bit shorter, maybe like Miss Paula Dean.
Look at you with your burnt orange Le Creuset...perfection!
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Oy, Ina. I just can't get behind her.
Every time I stumble upon that minx she freaks me out with her seductive voice. I truly feel like I have to take a shower after I wash her show.
But I do like the idea of an updated hair do for her.
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